Quotes of the Bizarre

I don't want to precede these quotes with too much explanation, as it takes away from their power of bizarreness. All I will say is that none of them actually meant what they seem to mean when taken out of context like this. These all come from a coworker speaking without thinking of the double entendre present in his statements about our work.

♠ I'm going to stretch a bit, then we'll change genders.


♣ This stripper is really aggravating me.



♦ These females aren't working right, they aren't accommodating enough.


♥ I don't like fancy strippers, I prefer the old fashioned kind.

♀ We need to get these five females taken care of first.




♂ No, this isn't right, someone used a male here instead of a female.

☺ Thankfully, this is the last female, I need to get up and stretch.

☻ I've accidentally made it halfway through some females before.

۞ Do not slit nipples, use lubricant.


∩ Look at this thing and flip up the female, when you mate them up, they go like this.

► Should I make sure you have a female body before I go?

◄ If you look at a female, it would be the backside of a male right?



▼ You're about to lose your strippers!

♪ I brought these because they take the lube off.

▲ The way they did it was...they put a nipple through the wall.

┼ I'm going to walk over and get the females we need. I need two...

♫ I stripped down Susie yesterday.

People say the strangest things.











P.S. It can be hard to tell on the small pictures, but I did mosaic out nipples to protect the innocent! Honest. Although I of course had to look at them closely during this process.