Smells Like Angel
So, yesterday whilst in her normal daily travels, my wife took our month old daughter with her. She encountered a stranger, who informed her that our daughter was still so recently birthed that she could, "Still smell the Angel on her!"
It's fortunate I wasn't there, I wouldn't have been able to resist saying, "Angels smell like vagina!?"
Perhaps I would have been able to resist, but having just witnessed the birth, I have to say, when a baby pops out, the materials it is covered with do not immediately remind me of Angels, unless of course Angels are actually somehow connected to birthing fluids.
Perhaps Angels only guard vaginas, protect them from danger, and cover babies with their scent when the baby emerges?
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I just don't know what to say. I was also amused by the woman's comment, and thought about telling her that I do bathe Gretchen occasionally. Apparently not often enough!
Maybe the water to your house is holy water, or even better it could be some angel liquid like urine or sweat and you magically have it pumped into your home.
Mmm, angel pee...
I think that's more disturbing than Q's post!
I read this post while eating dinner.
That was a mistake.
Hmmm... "Angel fetish" now has an entirely new meaning....
I hate Q's blog.
Perhaps my blog is a shining example of "Be careful what you ask for?"
I think you're a shining example of an ASS!
>.<
Bad Toki! Only positive comments are allowed! Otherwise we won't be amused by Q's humor! Although, based on the comments, it seems like I'm the only one who is enjoying it... maybe Fizzie should start a blog to amuse us? Come on, Fizzie, join the crowd of bloggers! Oh, and Neidren, I have had to ask Q to NOT talk during a meal due to his bizarre sense of humor. Maybe Q should add a warning to his blog: "WARNING: do not read this blog during any food-based activity!"
More posts, Q!!
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