The Evil of Toki Knows Few Bounds
My roommate and I once
Cut icicles off of the roof of my house with a two-handed
broadsword.
Never in my life have I
What kind of question is this!? Fine...never in my life have I manually electrocuted two unicorns engaged in the act of sodomy. You could answer almost anything to this question!
What kind of question is this!? Fine...never in my life have I manually electrocuted two unicorns engaged in the act of sodomy. You could answer almost anything to this question!
When I'm nervous:I'm silent.
My Hair
When I was 5
I fed my little girl friend a fresh, ripe cayenne pepper from a bush by telling her it was a baby carrot.
I should be:
In charge, just picture how interesting that would be.
When I was 5I fed my little girl friend a fresh, ripe cayenne pepper from a bush by telling her it was a baby carrot.
When I turn my head left
Random_Deity_01 kills a kitten.
Random_Deity_01 kills a kitten.
I should be:
In charge, just picture how interesting that would be.
By this time next year:
My favorite ant is:
The trapjaw ant, they're very nifty!
The trapjaw ant, they're very nifty!
I have a hard time understanding:
Religion, and the people who follow/espouse it.
"Faith" means the will to avoid knowing what is true. -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
You know I like you if: I bother to argue with you about something.
My ideal breakfast is:
Bangers and Mash!
If you visit my home town:
If this is where I was born, you'll probably drive through it and hardly even notice there is a town there. It's about 500 people on 400 square miles.
If you spend the night at my house:
You would probably be happiest sleeping in the boat, so the crying children don't awaken you (Catalina 22).
My favorite blonde is:
My blood elf paladin.
My favorite brunette is: Zhang Ziyi
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:
Whales! Although don't stand under them.
I shouldn't have been:
So mean to other people in high school whose flaws I probably perceived as greater than they really were (maybe).
Last night I:
Was tired and hungry from my bike ride home but played warcraft anyway.
A better name for me would be:
Θoatwarbler Ωgrove Λerioφteryx Totanrωtbearüng LCXXVII
Maybe I'll stick with just Q.
If I could have any car, it would be:
A 3 or 4 person recumbent bicycle tandem contained within the shape of a convertible, carbon fiber framed volkswagon bug.
You know I like you if: I bother to argue with you about something.
My ideal breakfast is:
Bangers and Mash!
If you visit my home town:
If this is where I was born, you'll probably drive through it and hardly even notice there is a town there. It's about 500 people on 400 square miles.
If you spend the night at my house:
You would probably be happiest sleeping in the boat, so the crying children don't awaken you (Catalina 22).
My favorite blonde is:
My favorite brunette is: Zhang Ziyi
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:
Whales! Although don't stand under them.
I shouldn't have been:
So mean to other people in high school whose flaws I probably perceived as greater than they really were (maybe).
Last night I:
Was tired and hungry from my bike ride home but played warcraft anyway.
A better name for me would be:Θoatwarbler Ωgrove Λerioφteryx Totanrωtbearüng LCXXVII
Maybe I'll stick with just Q.
If I could have any car, it would be:
A 3 or 4 person recumbent bicycle tandem contained within the shape of a convertible, carbon fiber framed volkswagon bug.
7 comments:
I am NEVER EVER asking you to play these games again.
>.<
I love it! Then again, I married you knowing about your sick and twisted sense of humor!
I wonder how many breakfasts of bangers and mash I'll have to suffer through now that Q can eat again....
I don't know what to say. Q's blog scares me.
That is truly a unique unicorn picture. I will never look at the drawings of 9 year old girls the same way again.
I would like to know when Q is going to post again? Probably after our trip to WA, but maybe he will grace us with his thoughts before we leave?
They added a new feature to Blogger: polls! I think Q, in true Q fashion, should do a poll for us. What does everyone think?
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