Quotes of the Bizarre
I don't want to precede these quotes with too much explanation, as it takes away from their power of bizarreness. All I will say is that none of them actually meant what they seem to mean when taken out of context like this. These all come from a coworker speaking without thinking of the double entendre present in his statements about our work.
♠ I'm going to stretch a bit, then we'll change genders.
♣ This stripper is really aggravating me.
♦ These females aren't working right, they aren't accommodating enough.
♥ I don't like fancy strippers, I prefer the old fashioned kind.
♀ We need to get these five females taken care of first.
♂ No, this isn't right, someone used a male here instead of a female.
☺ Thankfully, this is the last female, I need to get up and stretch.
∩ Look at this thing and flip up the female, when you mate them up, they go like this.
► Should I make sure you have a female body before I go?
◄ If you look at a female, it would be the backside of a male right?▼ You're about to lose your strippers!
┼ I'm going to walk over and get the females we need. I need two...
♫ I stripped down Susie yesterday.
People say the strangest things.P.S. It can be hard to tell on the small pictures, but I did mosaic out nipples to protect the innocent! Honest. Although I of course had to look at them closely during this process.